Hi there. This would probably a shitty post to some of you so please do exit. If you think twice about exiting let me help you by telling what I'm going to tell you guys. Today's topic: Fairytales. Ok, I'm gonna tell three tales which are not exactly what you see on tv. Tales which I discovered through world wide web. Tales told by the Grimm brothers. Tales told by people who lived longer then Grimm brothers. Let us start with the first animated Disney cartoon. Snow white. Skin white as snow. Hair black as night and lips as red as the virgin blood. As she grow older she became a very beautiful maiden and the evil queen hate her and wants her dead. If you know the story the huntsman did not kill her bla bla bla the queen wants her heart. So the real deal is, she does not want snow white heart itself. She wants her liver too. To make dinner for the queen to feast upon so she know snow white is actually dead in the woods. Snow white didn't die of course and it was a boar heart and liver. Snow white wonders in the heart of the black forest and stumbled upon 7 dwarf. This 7 dwarf isn't as gentle as you see in the cartoon. They are bad. They are evil. They make snow white cook and clean for them & every-night I leave it to your imagination. The queen found out that she's alive and disguise herself as an old woman and gave snow white a bite on this poisonous apple and she die. Which brings us to another story. Snow white did not die, she fell into a deep coma as they say. The dwarfs put her inside the casket and left her. They don't want to deal with a dead corpse. Along came a prince and saw snow white still fresh body and he became all horny. So I'm order to open the casket he shook the casket vigorously and the apple came out from snow white's throat. She has been choking all along. So there you have it. There wasn't any true kiss. I destroyed your childhood. Sorry. Oh yeah, the prince took snow white to his palace. Seriously who can resist such beautiful woman. Especially prince.
Another time. Another Fairytale got busted.